Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Next Batman Film

Christopher Nolan, apparently already convinced that there's no way the next Batman film could conceivably top The Dark Knight, has given into failure and decided to just make it spectacularly bad, presumably so Batman 4 has some ashes from which to ascend phoenix-like. Contrarily enough, though, his first destructive stroke already hints at a blockbuster for the mouthbreathing masses:

Hollywood plastic-surgery-wreck-in-progress and soulless Real Doll Megan Fox has been cast as Catwoman.


EDIT: Aw, damn. It was just a rumor. And I was so looking forward to the glorious crash and burn outshining even Cameron's Avatar. (OH SNAP I WENT THERE)

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