An Alien remake? Really? Now with super shiny CG Alien hopping all over the place and gesticulating wildly, I am sure.
They may as well just remake The Exorcist, too, and get it over with. It can be about a little boy this time, and instead of Pazuzu possessing him we learn that it's the spirit of another little boy who Fathers Karris and Merrin tag-team corn-holed-to-death in the rectory.
In related news, here's Freddy.