I have a new euphemism for suicide

"Putting up Halloween Decorations"

Clearly, I'm just interested in monsters and nature.

Welcome to The Dead Don't Die, a blog about natural monsters. Obviously.

Gollum-Like Creature Emerges from Lake in Panama (Includes EXCELLENT photos!)

A step forward for snakes

I'm probably getting fairly off-course from the declared purpose of this blog, but how can I not report this? I'm fuckin' scared!

Not only can a snake grow a goddamn leg, it can also use it to scale the walls of your motherfucking bedroom while you sleep.