Contaminated Expectations

I've wanted to see Contamination since my uncle bought me a Fangoria Video Guide back in--what was it, 1987? The review mentioned explosive gore FX and a Goblin score, and that was pretty much all twelve-year-old me needed.

Too bad I waited until last night to try and watch it.

I turned it off and went to bed after thirty or so plodding and severely under-edited minutes.

(The exploding rat was cool.)

I'm gonna try to wrap it up now. I'll let you know what's what...