In the spirit of Overheard in the Office:
"The only book I ever read was fucking Jaws 3."--man walking past Kim Paffenroth's table
"It's all like Goosebumps and shit."--some other man walking past Kim Pafferoth's table
"Ugh. The dead. This is all so negative. Get me out of here."--elderly woman in wheelchair being rolled past Kim Paffenroth's table
"You got any movies?"--woman at Kim Paffenroth's table holding a copy of Dying to Live: Life Sentence.
"Un-fuckin-believable."--Joe Pilato upon noticing the ring on Julia's finger